Saturday, May 15, 2010

Artsie & Fanny publish Onepushyfox

"Don't we all wish Ms. Meyer hadn't faded to black out there in Isle Esme?"
(Dec 14th, Onepushyfox)

Once upon a time a certain crazy fangirl sat down
and wrote a certain letter to a certain fan fic author...
Fanny, Betti's average inner fangirl, didn't know then that her would actually come true, but it did!
To the present day - which happens to be certain fan fic author's birthday - Fanny is still elated with finally having the most missed piece of Breaking Dawn.

Oh, by the way...


Since certain fan fic author claimed it's not her part to publish it
because she wrote that precious piece as a personal gift,
Betti, Artsie and Fanny decided to be her publishers today,
in honor of Onepushyfox's birthday and her crazy canon writing skillz!
Oh, and they made her a story banner, too - it's yours, Pushy!!!

If you're grown up and woman enough to deal with it,
hold on to your hearts and panties, click the link and swoon about
Edward's and Bella's wedding night.
And leave a comment, cuz Pushy is awesomesauce!!

If you're under 18, sorry... go away! Now!

  • Title: "Anything's Possible"
  • Author: onepushyfox
  • Genre: romance/supernatural
  • Centered around: Bella & Edward (BD canon)
  • Rated M: content suitable for adults
  • Status: Finished / one-shot

Here's what Artsie and Fanny (and Betti) had to say...

Fanny: Oh my dearest Pushy!!!
As I already told the world on twitter, you made me one of the mostest awesomestetst presents ever!!! And you even wrote it EPOV!!!! I love EPOV!!! And thankfully, you didn't switch to BPOV once!!! I wouldn't want to add or change or 'improve' anything... I just love it!!

Artsie: Wait, I... no. I think we should talk about this first. I mean, there's always room for improvement, right?

Fanny: Oh shut up!! This is the fulfillment of my most secret dreams! Don't you dare spoil it with your nagging and nitpicking, Don't you ever get tired of being such a pain in the ass?!?

Betti: Uhm... girls, please calm down. See - onepushyfox is here, so please behave, ok?

Fanny: Onepushyfox is here??? Pushy??? Are you here??? *waves enthusiastically* I love you, Pushy, thank you soooo much for this!!! Not in my wildest dreams I would ever... oh my God, you really did it!!!! I read it and I am died!!!! I love you!!!!

Artsie: *rolls eyes* It wasn't bad.

Betti: Didn't you like it, Artsie?

Artsie: You know, I don't really get this Twilight fuzz at all, and I can't see why people would write even more Twilight stuff. But apart from that... isn't it weird how Edward gets over all this worrying and just enjoys the.. his... I mean... you know?

Fanny: Oh Artsie, didn't you pay attention?! Didn't you read BD? It comes back to him double and triple and fantastillioniple the next morning! But Bella wakes up in total bliss and has no idea... which wouldn't be possible if she had noticed any restraints or worrys on Edward's behalf. So it is perfect!!! Just like I knew it would be when Pushy writes it... *smiles widely at Pushy*

Betti: I agree, Fanny. And the moment when the pillows died just cracked me up. I always wondered on which exact occasion during their lovemaking Edward would have ruined the pillows. I pictured him on top of Bella, and the sinking his teeth next to her head into the pillow under her... but it was weird. How could Bella not notice the feather disaster when it happened right next to her face??? But in Pushy's scenarion, her head is uhm... elsewhere. Too funny!!! I like it.

Fanny: Yes, yes... and I always wondered about the midnight swim... but now it's all explained. Alice had seen it, and...oh... one thing leads to the other and... oh... *swoons*

Artsie: I just like Edward more tortured, that's all.

Fanny: You! You don't like Edward at all, tortured or not. Hey, Betti, and did you notice how Pushy varied what Emmet originally said to Edward when he was worried about killing the new girl in school? This you either kill her or not thing? *giggles* Cool, hu?

Betti: Yes, very cool! I really can't think of anything I would want to change about that story. I'm just glowing inside with happiness. I was so surprised she actually wrote it, and remembered your little letter to her.

Artsie: If I had known, it works that way, I might have written a little letter too.

Betti: Oh really? What would you have wished for?

Artsie: I would have asked Pushy to re-write the whole Twilight series. Maybe it would turn out to be a good book eventually...

Fanny: Yeah... uhm, ok. Anyway, Pushy, I thank you soooo much for your wonderful christmas surprise. If you want to publish it, I would love to show you the magnitude of my thankfulness by making a banner for that story!!! Oh, you can of course ask Betti too, if you'd prefer her art. It's up to you, ok? WOOT!!
Personal note from Betti: Of course, I did NOT allow Fanny to make
another banner, to safe everybody from the need to bleach their eyes!
Her one banner for "I Favor Fire" was already one to much... GAHHH!
Do y'all remember this?
Betti: Yes, Pushy, a heartfelt thanks from all three of us! Right, Artsie? *narrows eyes at her*

Artsie: Yes, we feel very honored that you thought of us in such a lovely way. Thank you!

Betti: There you are!
- - - - -

How much Twilight is left?
5 out of 5 Wettest Places in the Continental US

How hot is the plot?
5 out of 5 Wet Panties

How about romance?
5 out of 5 Wet Paper Tissues



One Pushy Fox said...

Betti, Artsie and Fanny -

Thank you so much for pimping me on my birthday!!!! And for busting out your amazing banner making skills! Thank you, truly, from the bottom of my furry, pushy heart! <3

uhyesplease said...

Yay! Artsie and Fanny came out to play again for Pushy's bday! woot!!!!

Happy birthday, pushy!!!

shecat said...

Just read the o/s of Edward and Bella's wedding night. It was how I would have imagined their wedding night being! I'm glad I joined that group on fb and found this!!!

i wear alice cullen pjs said...

wow holy shit i don't think stephanie meyer could have written there wedding night that well great job!!!! hey fanny any ideas *wink wink*