Announcement: Twi-Fic, Me-Likey-Fic

It's plain to see the nice guy below (well familiar to us all, isn't he?) is pretty much enjoying himself. 

Just like me, he just can't get enough of the reading matter commonly known as fan fiction. 

 

Personally, I got hooked on Twilight related (and adult) fan fiction 

(in brief: twific) by the recommendations of my sweet Twitter Sistah 

Mrs. Robward - she simply never failed me and has become my fave fan fic librarian. And it's also her fault if my animated buttons have become a little dirrrrty lately...

BTW: Lovely Mrs. Robward is writing her own twific, too! The above is the button (*) I made for her. Read the first chapters of her story "I'll be your lover, too" on fanfiction.net. Make her day by leaving a little review...

And speaking of reviews... 

I'm planning to introduce my blog readers to twific stories I relished, every once in a while. 

These will - almost unexceptionally - be stories with adult content, i.e. sex!

(So if you're not of legal age, don't click on any of the links that will be given, ok?) 

To me, the lack of sex was the most agonizing gap in Stephenie Meyer's books (sorry, Steph!). So I'm very glad to be able to fill that gap now reading twific. 

Collecting my favourites...

I will do my best to avoid spoilers. But I'll provide you with such information as little teasers, the story's signature features, related links like fansites or special discussions, my favourite quotes and a special scoring, regarding its "twi-lechery", "twi-loveliness" and "twi-fidelity" (see explanation below).

Each and every twific pimped out here, will get a permanent residence in my sidebar afterwards, so there will be a constantly growing collection of twific/fanfic links.

Curious now? Well, I hope to see you around then!

I'll leave you now with a little preview of the scoring key:

TWI-LECHERY

How hot is the plot? 

To answer this question, stories will be scored with 

1 up to 5 Wet Panties

      

All of the fanfiction to be mentioned here, will certainly have some hotness in them. Ranging from erotic scenes viewed through a soft focus lense (1 Wet Panty), to rather explicit porn (5 Wet Panties).

TWI-LOVELINESS

Hot or not - if it comes to Twilight, we won't go without romance, right? Depending on how many tears they bring to your eyes, stories get 

1 up to 5 Wet Paper Tissues

      

There should be one "I love you!" said, at least (1 Wet Paper Tissue). But I assure you, there are stories so heart wrenching, so deep and soul-stirring, that they make Twilight look like a sample test paper. Well, not quite. But anyway - these would be given 5 Wet Paper Tissues, of course.

TWI-FIDELITY

To evaluate how true the story sticks to the original plot of the books by Stephenie Meyer, the scores go from 

1 up to 5 Wettest Places in the Continental US

      

Quite surprisingly, a lot of Twilight inspired fan fics go completely without vampires, to start with. There are stories where there's plainly nothing more left than boy-named-Edward-meets-girl-named-Bella (1 Wettest Place in the Continental US). In order to achieve 5 Wettest Places in the Continental US, the author would have to leave the universe created by Meyer completely intact, but may fill gaps, add scenes or tell it all from another character's view.

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